Sunday

Another television-rich, time-wasting day. I have in the last few days been growing ever fonder of sitting in front of the telly. Yesterday I was worried about being dragged into a sad, self-indulgent fattening chasm of a routine that it seemed I was doomed to fall into. Today, I can announce that I have indeed succumbed to this routine, and I have in fact decided to embrace it! So bollocks to real life and healthy living, I am going to sit in front of the TV for two weeks and get really fat! Oh yeah! You won't even recognise me when I emerge in January. I am going to eat ONLY fatty foods, will exercise roughly....erm.....NOT AT ALL, and will attempt to watch at least 5 or 6 Christmas-themed films a day. Let's see what happens.