"ITS CHRISTMAS!!!", or so sang woolen-jumpered unkempt beard-faced talentless brummie nut-advertising oaf Noddy Holder - I'm not particularly fond of that song. But providing you hear it on the 25th of December it is at least factually correct.
Anyway, Merry Christmas to one and all from the team here at 'Reasons To Be Cheerful'. That 'team' of course being me. The me who is just about recovering from being seriously drunk in the early afternoon after a trip to the pub and then further drinking at home, and is now suffering from terrible wind, which I have been holding in all afternoon as to not offend my Grandfather and now seems to be trapped, causing me awesome stomach pain. I am also in a quickly sobering state, I am dehydrated, over-full of chocolate, my massive hangover from this morning seems to be coming back with nagging predictability and the Doctor Who Christmas Special turned out to be not as good as I thought it would be.
But all of this was expected really. So I guess Christmas has turned out to be not actually that bad this year. It was quiet, underwhelmed, and the pub was nice and jolly at lunchtime. I trust, dear reader, that you all had at least a bearable one too.
I am now going to take some charcoal tablets and tuck into the rest of the Guinness. Night all.
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